If this were an actual tech rumor blog, this is where we would insert links like "more photos follow after the break" in a desperate attempt to inflate the column with ads and page links - but satire is, after all, reason. And so, it's just a couple of photos. But I swear, as the creator of this blog, it's true. These really are photos.
Legal discalaimer: after a tremendous amount of investigative journalism (where-in we read the name of the URL where we lifted the pics), these optical devices are actually wearable binoculars called "zoomies" (honest). You can buy a pair for everyone in the family at www.buyzoomies.com. (SiR is in no way endorsing or receiving compensation for providing this information. We are merely doing due diligence in avoiding a costly lawsuit. On the other hand, should Google like to sue us, bring it on, we could desperately use the publicity.)